November 28, 2009
Untitled

Noblesse oblige -- Whoever claims to be noble must conduct himself nobly.

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October 3, 2009
新名词

X博士于凌晨2点因病不幸坠楼去世。。。
——来自浙大的新闻

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February 27, 2009
北京女病人

后来我发现人都是因为枯燥而有趣,因为空虚而充实,因为绝望所以欢乐的。
——北京女病人

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August 26, 2008
...

Don't be a loner, buy a Hohner.

——1967年Hohner口琴公司广告词

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May 31, 2008
统计

73%的统计数据都是假的。

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April 12, 2008
你代表什么

A:你代表什么?
B:我代表四个坚持。
A:。。。
A:你坚持什么?
B:我坚持三个代表。
——转载自洪晃博客转载的漫画

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December 16, 2007
音乐

“If you ain't got timing, you ain't got sh*t”
——关于学习音乐

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November 24, 2007
无题

我曾经想过了,如果老来无忧,研究数学和天文学,再做做音乐,真的是很高兴的事情。

——吴虹飞的blog

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October 13, 2007
无题

You cannot have a market capitalistic system if there is a significant view within the population that the rewards are unjustly distributed.

-- Alan Greenspan

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July 3, 2007
Originality

You take away our right to steal ideas, where are they going to come from?

- The Simpsons

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May 6, 2007
...

你是我的树,我是你的考拉。。。
Ugay 博客

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March 26, 2007

好笑的是,我一直以为我是主流。

--吴虹飞的博客

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December 25, 2006
已屏蔽

我昨天晚上做了一个大恶梦。
。。。
突然看到窗口有一个巨大的飞船飞过。这个飞船今天已经飞过好几次了。这个飞船是(编者注:已屏蔽)功宣传退(编者注:已屏蔽)的机器。今天是(编者注:已屏蔽)功成立xx周年。飞船拖着标语,“(编者注:已屏蔽)”、“编者注:已屏蔽)”;“飞船的巨型喇叭播送道,“今天是(编者注:已屏蔽),希望大家(编者注:已屏蔽)!目前,已经有(编者注:已屏蔽)了!”我一个哥们儿在窗口说:“草,又是个飞船,快打下来吧。”

--kgb 的博客

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November 20, 2006
PS 3

You know, Sony can make 80,000 bricks, and people would buy them.

—— 比尔盖茨说,关于索尼的PS 3。

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November 3, 2006
韩寒说

混合动力车是最省油的,好多好莱乌明星为了赶时髦,标榜自己环保,都买了一台,参加时尚活动的时候开着,路上省了一升油,然后从纽约私人飞机费他妈一万升油到巴黎,再开着混合动力车省一升油……

--韩寒博客

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October 22, 2006
残忍的quote

前几天看criminal mind,里面的FBI说,莎士比亚曾经说,没有什么比想变得不平凡而更平凡的了。我很崩溃。我把这话告诉更多人。

——ugay说电视里的FBI说莎士比亚曾经说。。。

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October 8, 2006
Battier

Battier, he doesn't have issues. If you have issues with Battier, you have issues. (你要是觉得巴蒂尔有问题,那你肯定有问题。)

——火箭主教练范甘迪说。

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September 18, 2006
关于《夜宴》

编剧、导演、演员,都只有一小时四十五分的时间。这段时间不用好,其他的时间里不用再说什么了,说什么都多余。

--关于《夜宴》,和菜头博客上的留言

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September 11, 2006
恶搞

关于广电总局禁止恶搞:

广电只是为了垄断恶搞而已 -- 某网友

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August 29, 2006
for the geeks out there

man: make me a sandwich
woman: What? make it yourself
man: sudo make me a sandwich
woman: okey

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July 6, 2006
。。。

看野花缠绵,我比它们还要渴望缠绵;看野蝶迎风飞舞,我的心也同样为你纷忙迷乱。任什么衣锦还乡,任什么荣耀故里,任什么结发夫妻,任什么神明责罚。它们加起来也抵不上你的娇躯轻轻一颤。随我远行吧,离开这满目伤心的地方,它让你我双双经受磨难…随我走吧……

--据说是《大明宫词》的台词。。。

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June 30, 2006
来不及

我们的时间其实是不够用的。
即便是从过去开始写作,一刻不停地写作,也已经是来不及
即便是从过去开始唱歌,不停地唱歌,也已经是来不及。
即便是从过去开始爱,从不中止地爱,也已经是来不及。

--吴虹飞的blog

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June 21, 2006
。。。

始从文,连考三年而不中。遂习武,练武场上发一矢,中鼓吏,逐之出。改学医,自撰一良方,服之,卒。

--水木某人的签名档

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May 26, 2006
还是韩寒

北方糜烂,南方堕落。

--韩寒博客

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April 18, 2006

人生就是一场勾引。

--韩寒博客

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April 16, 2006
老罗说

在电影导演里,王家卫是一个装逼装得好的例子(实际上他是一个天才的装逼导演),娄烨、张元之流是装逼装得不好的例子。在电影演员里,约翰.马尔科维奇是最伟大的装逼演员,装逼装得非常酷,汤姆.克鲁斯则是装逼装得不好的例子,装得不好的还有谢霆锋、基努.里维斯这样的货色.

--老罗

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April 4, 2006
女子

偶有颓丧,就到热闹处去张望女子。
——阿城《闲话闲说》

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February 28, 2006
关于钢琴

谁发明了钢琴呢?应该给他颁发诺贝尔……化学奖。

--drunkpiano 的博客

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December 27, 2005
关于无极

我不明白为什么最近的导演都那么爱用电脑特技。难道是要表达的东西已经不能用真实的镜头表达出来了?尤其是老导演们,都很赶流行,看国际上都用这玩意儿,我也用,但没找对人做,没花够钱,结果拍出来成这样。这就好比看到最近流行CK内裤,马上去襄阳路买一条,远看还挺像,仔细一看,原来是OK。
--转自韩寒的博客

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December 4, 2005
Chinglish

Wine empress is with the body not well cannot bottom sea swimming...

--某中国海滩英文告示牌(酒后和身体不适者不得下海游泳)。。。详细请看

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November 28, 2005
超级女生

The Mongolian Cow Sour Yogurt Super Girl Contest

-- 纽约时报给《超级女生》起的英文名

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November 20, 2005
。。。

快到年底了,治安很不好。
如您一定要携带单肩笔记本电脑背包,请在背包正面写上"同城速递"
如需携带中型手提旅行袋,请写上"管道疏通"
...
身上如携带更贵重的东西,最好抱个小鸡,写上"小心禽流感"
--瓜尔加的博客

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November 5, 2005
才女说

。。。适度的盲目有时候是人的美德之一,

——摘自徐静蕾的博客

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October 10, 2005
昂贵的爱好

Welcome to headfi and sorry about your wallet.

——一个发烧耳机论坛 headfi.org 的欢迎语

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July 23, 2005
。。。

“更重要的是,今天看芙蓉姐姐接受采访的视频,我突然意识到芙蓉就是中国,中国就是世界中的芙蓉姐姐。中国,在世界舞台上,也是一个认知有障碍的国度。。。。”
—— anti.blog-city.com

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May 4, 2005
时光

他妈的时光啊。。。

———某论坛版名

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April 22, 2005
。。。。

316以及414事件,告诉我们一个道理,“匹夫无罪,怀璧其罪”,由不得我们不谨慎小心。

——水木原站务,关于水木被关的事件

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March 8, 2005
牛比

我要老老实实地告诉你
我觉得我自己
正在通往牛逼的路上一路狂奔

-水木blog某人引用的沈浩波的诗

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March 3, 2005
quote

血是用来流的,青春是用来浪费的。

————mitbbs某人引用的北京娃娃里的一句话

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February 12, 2005
sigh

做好事务性的事。虽然不能解决真正的问题,但是必须做。必须不能谴责别人,必须不再谴责自己。必须看重了自己,不再轻慢自己的愿望。

————还是吴虹飞的blog

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January 24, 2005
绝世武功

我一直在修炼一种武功。这些绝世的武功,很多人都懂得,我却经常因此而伤心不止。
你便是从现在开始,给我很多爱,我都怕我好不了了。我的血是凉的,无论我炼什么武功,都不会好了。

————吴虹飞的blog

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January 16, 2005
McYao

To protect the world from Devistation
To unite all people within our nation

To denounce the evil of Truth and Love
To extend out reach to the stars above

T-mac, Yao,
Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare to fight

McYaaao that's right! Cool

---- 仿“Pokemon”台词作,转载自yaomingmania论坛

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December 31, 2004
hehe

"亲爱的天父,请保佑中国领导人身体健康、政权平稳……天父,原谅我们最近几年辱骂中国的词语。因为中国经济如今推动着整个亚洲经济发展,支撑着日本,并从世界各地吸收进口商品。让中国领导人活到120岁,让中国国内生产总值在他们有生之年保持每年9%的增长率。感谢您,阿门。"

————经济学家、诺贝尔经济学奖获得者托马斯·弗里德曼
————文学城

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December 30, 2004

Quiet Night Thinking

Moon light before bed,
Isn't it frost on ground?
Up head watching moon,
Down head thinking home.

———— Mitbbs

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December 10, 2004
TMac TMac

"He's gifted," Van Gundy said. "He misses makeable ones and makes unmakeable ones."

--范甘迪,在麦克格雷迪4个三分逆转比赛之后评论说。

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November 8, 2004
en....

有做得到的事,也有做不到的事,例如早睡早起。。。

——摘自水木某人的签名档

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November 4, 2004
Hehe

PSU sucks because we do.

--摘自一朋友的主页

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September 7, 2004
有猪

睡,睡不好
吃,吃不好
没有念想
有猪

只有猪

-- 《养猪日记-zz饭饭blog-巅峰之作-后来掉下来了-该死》

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May 26, 2004
诗一首

诗一首--《俺也写个大风歌》
大炮开兮轰他娘,
威加海内兮回家乡。
数英雄兮张宗昌,
安得巨鲸兮吞扶桑。

---转载文学城《大字不识的浑人张宗昌的诗作》

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May 10, 2004
Sympa sympa

结识一位新朋友要比读一本书更有意义,一年中,我们读不了几本书,但可以认识很多新朋友,所以,就那什么吧

-- sympa

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April 15, 2004

给人进出的门,紧锁着。
给狗进出的洞,也锁着。
他妈的,
都锁着!
--米兰《未名空间的最后一个长工》

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January 17, 2004
自己quote自己

我曾经想过,如果我突然有了1,000,000 美元我会干什么。大概会买个房子,然后买微软股票。没办法,就这点追求。
—— Hootie 《买电脑,在2005》

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December 19, 2003
Every day is an adventure

Everyday is an Adventure when you are a dog and curioius.
-- Aaron Jasinki

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December 8, 2003
Bush say

"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."
--George W. Bush

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November 29, 2003
关于新发现的IE安全漏洞

Perhaps for the hackers the exploitation of IE holes is like taking candy from a baby。
—— neowin.net China discovers seven extra holes in Internet Explorer

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November 13, 2003
No Cure for Love

I’m aching for you baby
I can’t pretend I’m not
I need to see you naked
In your body and your thought
I’ve got you like a habit
And I’ll never get enough
There ain’t no cure,
There ain’t no cure,
There ain’t no cure for love
--- Leonard Cohen Ain't no cure for love

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October 21, 2003
quote

在我看来,结婚、建立一个家庭、生儿育女,在这个靠不住的世界上养活他们,甚至在可能的时候给他们一些指引,这是一个人所能达到的最高度。
----(引自K.给他父亲的信)
---- (引自sweetii的签名档)

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October 15, 2003
Quote

I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
-- Petshop boys 《Opportunities》

"Opportunities (Let's Make Lots Of Money)"

I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
You've got the brawn, I've got the brains
Let's make lots of -

I've had enough of scheming and messing around with jerks
My car is parked outside, I'm afraid it doesn't work
I'm looking for a partner, someone who gets things fixed
Ask yourself this question: Do you want to be rich?

I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
You've got the brawn, I've got the brains
Let's make lots of money

You can tell I'm educated, I studied at the Sorbonne
Doctored in mathematics, I could have been a don
I can program a computer, choose the perfect time
If you've got the inclination, I have got the crime

Oh, there's a lot of opportunities
If you know when to take them, you know?
There's a lot of opportunities
If there aren't, you can make them
Make or break them

I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
Let's make lots of -
(Aahhhhh) Money
(Aahhhhh)
(Aahhhhh - Di du da di da bu di ba)

You can see I'm single-minded, I know what I could be
How'd you feel about it, come and take a walk with me?
I'm looking for a partner, regardless of expense
Think about it seriously, you know, it makes sense

Let's (Got the brains)
Make (Got the looks)
Let's make lots of money (Oohh money)
(Let's) You've got the brawn
(Make) I've got the brains
Let's make lots of money (Oohh money)

I've got the brains (Got the brains)
You've got the looks (Got the looks)
Let's make lots of money (Oohh money)
Money

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September 28, 2003
老猪有云

说《紫川》是黑色幽默的题材?俺觉得,俺是严肃认真的作家,写的是代表人生发奋向上的文章

--《紫川》作者老猪访谈

关于《紫川》:
1。这是一部近年来颇有人缘的网络小说。。。
2。 这是一部著名的太监了的小说,原因据称是出版社拖欠稿费。(什么是太监?就是下面。。。没有了)

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September 21, 2003
经典quote

My only regret for dying is if it is not for love.
--Gabriel Garcia Marquez

作个开始。

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